Um, when did video games with dragons in them become an irresistible draw for all women? The dudes who cooked this shit up think because this game allows the player to "nurture a baby dragon," it's got women written all over it. They actually got a brass pair big enough to link raising a virtual baby dragon to motherhood -- 'cause you know, the two are sooooooo similar. I mean, if I had a nickel for every time one of my friends with children said: "Gosh, this kid can breathe fire like nobody's business, you know, just like a baby dragon. I'm so glad I played that video game before having a family. Really prepped me for real life."
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