Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

Ladies, we all know the one and only reason a man pursues you is because he's lured to the scent of your deodorant. So, when you wanna snag a hot POA, all you hafta do is lather on a thick application of anti-perspirant and you'll be beating them off with a stick.

Apparently, you'll be courting male suitors of the human variety, but paranormal types as well. Be sure to consult your Guide to Cryptozoology before leaving the house. Battling a vampire is quite different than fending off a werewolf. When in doubt, carry a silver bullet and pop some Garlique.