Downward Facing Dope

So, let me get this straight -- if I refinance, I'll become bendy? Well, sign me up! Oh, and where's the bridge in Brooklyn that's for sale? Might as well get in on that deal, too!

Well, it worked...

...you got me to look, but there ain't no way I'm gonna refinance anything with your company. Could you have picked a creepier looking specimen? No, that's not a dare. Don't try. Please.