For the S&M buff who has everything...

You may be asking yourself: Who would need a leather desk dog? Who, indeed? But, should you find that person (or be that person), this handy desktop accessory makes the perfect gift. Plus, it's a good conversational piece -- or a very good way to keep certain coworkers from speaking to you in the first place. Then again, you may draw the kind of attention you never, in your wildest dreams, anticipated.