Shark Week!

I know people who live in California -- and this may come as some surprise to the fine marketing team who created this Facebook ad -- none of them wrestle great white sharks.* I think it's a fair assumption that 99.9% of the people who reside in California don't engage in this activity. And, the other .1% probably don't do it on purpose, since they're likely just trying to catch a righteous wave, dude.

*...but if you're going to wrestle a shark, this is probably the best position to be in.

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